The Gamer Sex War

The Gamer Sex War
So let's face it, guys populate the vast majority of the gamer world. Which completely justifies why the girls are always scantily clad and wear nearly nothing.
But lets get back to the topic at hand, why is it that girl gamers that are attractive become the uber majestic geek seeking companions that we all want? It's because they are rare!
Yes the rare sexy gamer girl is a being to be cherished and worshiped. But here's were I can toss out the problem I face with these women.
Whether they have the hot voice, or the amazing body, or even both. Or neither! Girl gamers are rare and they know it so I can guarantee that they take full advantage of it!
But relax girl gamers that I know, this isn't a shot at any of you. This is just a statement in general.
Here's my example:
A group of guys and one to possibly two girls are playing something like ooooh I don't know GTA4. Well here's how it works, the girl gets to own every piece of penis in the game. It's true, any guy that is on there is only accepted by the female if he plays by her rules.
Now, if a guy crosses the line and kills the girl, or even breaks the rules, he is an outcast for the duration of the game. That one single soldier will be hunted down because he stood up against the opposite sex and decided to play the game the way it should be played.
I have been this soldier several times, I have stood up to my friend Benisu (Great girl love her to death so this isn't a rip on her, just on her man toys :D)
Anywho, I ran into her car and she got upset about it. So, without her even saying a word, her boy toys jumped all over me being "ritous" and aimed to take me down. I laughed a lot as they clearly couldn't catch me....

So back to the topic at hand. The girl gamers out there are such a rare comotity that any dude would stand up for them virtually in a heart beat. Even if just to hear the girl say "Aww thankyou".
So here it is, take a stand to those hot sexy gamer women out there! Break free of their grasp and make them experience the game without any sexual differences! Don't let them tell you what to do, don't let their sexy voices damage your male egos!
Be the alpha! Next time you are playing an online game and a girl is running the shots, or even just has a bunch of worshipers following her around. Kill her, or even them, get their attention and let them know what's happening to them!
Girl gamers, they are awesome and rare by all means. But don't let them take control of your penis!
Take your man parts and shout to the world! "I OWN THIS! THIS IS MY JOHNSON AND I WILL DECIDE WHO CAN GRASP IT!"

So with that rant completed and my descusion of the Sex War coming to a close, I want to finish with a few lines to the women gamers.
I am not a sexist, I have never been and I never will be. Neither am I racist nor think I know all. I am just stating my opinion.
Thankyou, and god speed.